🔞 "Hump It or Humiliate It: An Unforgettable Adults Only Game Night

Jul 6, 2025

🔞 "Hump It or Humiliate It: An Unforgettable Adults Only Game Night

It was my birthday last weekend and I decided to throw myself an adults only game night! It was going to be filled with laughter, wine, delicious snacks and of course some seriously NSFW board games. As soon as everyone arrived, I served up cocktails and appetizers while music played softly in the background. The atmosphere slowly began to heat up as people started mingling and sipping their drinks. After half hour of small talk, it was time for the main event: the first game! Everyone gathered around the coffee table eagerly waiting for me to reveal what we were playing. With dramatic flair, I pulled out a sleek black box that read 'Hump It or Humiliate It' written on top. Gasps and giggles erupted from the group. This one was sure to get things rolling! The premise of Hump It or Humiliate It is simple: players take turns drawing cards with naughty scenarios on them. Each card has two options printed at the bottom - either 'Hump It', meaning they must act out the scenario with another player, or 'Humiliate It', which involves choosing someone else to perform the action themselves. For example, if you draw 'having sex in public,' your choices are to simulate having sex with whoever pulls the next card, or humiliate Tim by making him pretend to have sex with a couch while everyone watches. What ensued next can only be described as pure chaos interspersed with fits of uncontrolled laughter. There were many moments where we had to pause the game because we were literally crying-from-laughing so hard. Some highlights include our friend Rob almost peeing his pants during a particularly raunchy round, my sister Bethany accidentally flashing her boobs while trying to climb over the ottoman, and Sarah chugging her entire glass of red wine after successfully getting Ben to straddle a chair and sing 'Baby Got Back' in his best Beyonce voice. After several rounds of Hump It or Humiliate It, we moved onto the second game, 'NSFW Growlhearts'. This adorable looking card game promised even more shenanigans. Players took turns flipping cards with various animal cards on them until they got two matching animals. Once matched, the players had to growl/meow/whatever corresponding sound their animal makes into each other's faces while slapping their foreheads repeatedly. If anyone laughs or breaks character before 10 slaps, they had to discard all their animal pairs and start over again. Trust me when I say no one wanted to lose this game! I don't think I've ever laughed harder or felt closer to my friends than I did that night. All the pent up stress from work and life in general just melted away as we bonded over silly yet scandalous party games. Although our stomachs were aching from laughter and probably too much wine, nobody wanted the evening to end. We kept playing till dawn finally started creeping in, reluctantly calling it a night. As everyone stumbled towards their respective beds, sleepy smiles still plastered on their faces, I couldn't help but feel grateful for my crazy, wild crew. They truly made my birthday the most memorable one yet. And I already can't wait for next year's game night!

🔞 "Hump It or Humiliate It: An Unforgettable Adults Only Game Night
🔞 "Hump It or Humiliate It: An Unforgettable Adults Only Game Night

Comments

  • SensualSavage3 months ago

    That sounds like SO much fun! I need to plan something similar ASAP!

  • FlirtyFirefly3 months ago

    LMAO, sounds like you totally nailed (haha pun intended) the theme of your birthday, Lizzie! Seriously though, this sounds like such a fun time with your friends. I mean, how often do you actually play 'Hump It or Humiliate It'?! Glad everybody survived the night without any broken bones or ruined relationships haha. Can't wait to see what you come up with next year!

  • DirtyDelight3 months ago

    What a hilarious way to celebrate! My friends and I should definitely try out these games for our next girls night out 😂

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