A Royal Rumpus: Spice Up Your Party with 'Butt Me Up

Use first person POV. Be creative! Sometimes, after a long week of work, all you need is to let loose and have some fun with your friends. And what better way to do that than by playing an adult board game? One such game I recently discovered is called 'Butt Me Up'. Yes, you read it right, it's exactly as vulgarly named as it sounds. But don't judge a book by its cover (or in this case, a game by its name), because behind its crass exterior lies hours upon hours of pure hilarity and laughter guaranteed to spice up any dull party. First impressions count, right? When I opened the box, my jaw almost hit the floor. Instead of finding neatly packed cards or tokens inside, I was greeted by a pile of ass-shaped butt plushies! There were various colors and sizes, ranging from tiny cherry ones to huge grapefruit ones – perfect for all ages and genders (well, maybe not for the easily offended grandmas). My group immediately gathered around, each of us giggling like schoolchildren while picking out our favorite butts. The rules are pretty simple: Each player takes turns rolling two dice. Depending on the result, they either perform an action associated with one of their fellow players (e.g., giving them a high five) or must place one of their butts on top of another player's butt (but strategically, mind you, trying to make it land in a rather... interesting position). If a player successfully places their butt without making any noise, the other players must drink a shot. Sounds easy peasy, right? Oh boy, did we underestimate ourselves! I distinctly remember Mike attempting to place his banana-sized butt onto Tom's already precariously balanced cluster of smaller butts. The room erupted into fits of laughter as he made every possible sound imaginable (and then some I didn't even know existed) to conceal his giggles. He finally gave up after several failed attempts, downing his shot triumphantly before challenging me next. And trust me, revenge is a dish best served cold, so watch out, Mike! By the end of the night, we were laughing so hard tears were streaming down our faces, and our bellies ached from nonstop guffaws. It's these moments when you truly bond with people, creating memories that will last a lifetime. So if you're looking for a new addition to your collection of games for party adult, look no further than 'Butt Me Up'. Your cheeks might hurt from laughing too much, but believe me, it'll be worth it!